Last night...

So last night's game was absolutely amazing, with our boys in black and gold winning 5-3 on the strength of Ryan Malone's power play goal with 1:02 remaining.

(Pic from postgazette.com)

Crosby is one happy camper right about now...

We'll be posting a more detailed account tomorrow night - Diego's at a wedding in Crappannatti (you may know it as Cinci), and I figured we'd both write somethin' about it.

Until lata...

PS - I wanna thank Diego's ladyfriend MZP for hookin us up with the tix; I had an f-ing blast with you and your roomie. Now make sure you get on tickets for round two...

Whaddup?

Hey guys, sorry it's been so long - your boys Snack and Diego have been workin' hard trying to make that cheddar so we can enjoy tomorrow evening's game in style. That's right, look for us in Section E something with some fine lookin' ladies and a smile on our faces as our boys in black and gold face those cowardly Senators.

We'll have an update on Saturday lettin' yinz know how it works out...

For those of you who live in a cave, our boys looked PHENOMINAL last night; they completely outscored, outhustled, and out-cheapshotted the Sens in a 4-0 game 1 victory.

And our man, Gary "I'll Eat Your Children" Roberts showed why he, not Big Georges, is the most feared player this playoff season. Not only did he score two goals in only his second game back, but he completely dominated those poor Canadian bastards. Look for the fear in the Sens' eyes in game 2.

And finally, gotta give some props to Whitney for beating the crap outta some jagoff who was dumb enough to mess with Crosby. We gotta be toughguys in the playoffs, and even this usually mild-mannered was kickin' a lil ass...

Well played sir.

Until lata...

PS - If you listened to WDVE this morning, they were making those funny statements about Chuck Norris into Gary Roberts phrases....hmmmmmmmm that sounds familiar...

A few things...

First off, thanks to all the people who have been jumping over here from Mondesi's House to read our top 10's. We appreciate yinz reading, and we also love your hate mail/comments...Keep em' comin boys and girls...

Secondly, and unfortunately, our Buccos rallied from a 7-0 beating only to lose our home opener today in the 12th, 10-8. I, of course, didn't get to watch the game as I was out workin' for the man, but from our sources at PNC (our drunken friends), Gorzo looked like crap (except when he struck out Fukudome...USA bitches), our relievers did OK again (until the 12th), and Bixler crapped his pants...

Apparently Bautista tried an uncalled squeeze playin the ninth, which is encouraged if the third baseman plays deep or if there's another opening, and Bixler froze. It's one of those plays that an everyday major-leaguer would have made, but because of Bixler's inexperience (or lack of an f-ing brain), he didn't break, and we didn't score, and we lost.

Jagoff of the Day = Brian Bixler...It's not too often I throw a rookie under the bus like that, but that was a play we even had in Pony and Colt Leagues. It's embarassing really, and I hope good ole Johnny Russell kicks his ass into shape real quick or send him back down to Trent Jewitt in AAA.

(Pic from pittsburgh.pirates.mlb.com)

Jagoff of the Day

And finally, some good news - your Pittsburgh Pens get to face the Ottawa Senators in the first round of the NHL playoffs starting Wednesday. Look in the stands for your boys Diego and Snack (with 2 lovely ladies I might add) at Game 2 on Friday - we'll be the drunk ones tackling some damn Canadian down a flight of stairs in Section E. Snack's the big one, Diego's the goofy lookin' one; we'll be hard to miss...

Until lata...